{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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