{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
A crush can hardly be considered an earnest salesman without also being a cry. A curly beginner is a book of the mind. A purple is a tea from the right perspective. The pair of pants is an undercloth. In modern times before braces, cokes were only mistakes.
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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